Getty Fails

IF YOU'VE ever had to visit a stock photo site, you'll know there are some completely random, disturbing, odd, weird photos out there.

GETTY CRITICS site posts those gems with awesome captions…

Stock site caption: Happy family driving in a convertible car
Getty Critics caption: Stop fucking around and fork out the $23 to take your kids to an amusement park.

Stock site caption: Girl (3-5) sitting on mother's shoulders, laughing
Getty Critics caption: Suzanne immediately regretted getting her daughter MMA lessons. But she didn’t have much time to think about it, because she’s dead.

Stock site caption: Close up of family eating hotdogs
Getty Critics caption: The guy and girl are pretty pumped about tandem eating that lettuce dog. But the little girl is more excited about eating your soul.

Stock site caption: Man photographing friends with digital camera on beach
Getty Critics caption: It’s bad enough that Getty’s filled with bad photos, now they’re selling bad photos of people taking terrible photos. Also - Inception joke.

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Penguin Fails

I'M QUITE a penguin lover. They're pretty amazing - they're always wearing tuxedos, they can surf and they mate for life. All pretty cool things. But this video of penguin fails is 50% best thing you will ever see, and 50% saddest thing you will ever see. Very conflicting, very enticing.

NO PENGUINS were harmed in the making of this video... Well at least I don't think so.

Buzzfeed Addiction

HAVE YOU ever landed in the cute section on Buzzfeed? Don't. Do. It. It will be a sinkhole for your time and internet usage. There are too many cute things that you need to see and not enough hours in the day and "ah's" to say (that felt like a Dr Seuss moment).

THAT BEING said, I had to share some animals who are kind of worried about you. Cuz you know, they worry about you. Let the worrying looks begin... I've included the captions from Buzzfeed because it's the captions that just take these images home!

"This dog with a cat best friend just wants you to promise that everything's OK."

 "This cat may be overreacting, but you might want to let him know you that you're not really planning on taking a random sick day tomorrow for no good reason."

 "The kitten friends couldn't care less about what's going on with you, but this dog is worried that you may have left the stove on." (I worry about that, too.)

"This tarsier is concerned about the fact that he can see forever when he looks into your eyes. This tarsier is also tripping pretty hard right now, so you shouldn't sweat it too much." 

AND THIS winner is specifically aimed at me....

"Here's a rabbit who's distressed about the fact that people at work don't "get" your sense of humor."

Via Buzzfeed. 

Ecards Always Know what to Say

THESE POSTCARDS are written about me. Well basically.















































































Via SomeEcards.